The other day I was walking down the subway steps with my earphones in. I was about to swipe to a new song when a guy from behind me pushes real hard real fast past me. I lost my balance almost fell down the steps. But I caught myself. I watched the back of his head as he walked (walked!) away. He was shaking his head like I WAS THE SLOW ONE. That’s when I decided. I saw him walk through the turnstiles so I ran through the turnstiles and cut him the fuck off. I looked him right in the eye. I said I need to get where I’m going faster than you, son.
Don’t be a dick. We all need to get where we’re going at our own speed.