My trainer called me a skinny fat person and said I need to stop doing cardio and begin weight training.

Me: I don’t want to do weights.

Her: do you want to look good in a bikini or not?

Me: Brenda–weights are my middle name. I’m gonna be so swole. Stop being so neg.

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