I realized this weekend that there are certain clothes i can’t wear because it makes me look like a Chinese soccer mom. You will never see me in:
- animal print
- kitten heels
- tevas (i cry these are my fave but if i just wear no makeup i look like a college coed- OK)
- laceless sneakers with windbreakers (this combo is key– windbreaker alone is ok, laceless sneakers not ok speed walking mom club).