Here’s a mom memory for you:

Mom sitting in kitchen smoking a cigarette, looking glamorous. Me (age 4) approaches her, watches her smoking cigarette for a few minutes.

me: I wanna touch the tip

mom: don’t touch the tip.

me: I wanna touch it, tho.

mom: don’t touch it

me: but I WANT to

mom: No

me: PUHLEZZZE I wanna touch ittt

mom: fine

me: (touches tip screams loudly)my finger is on fire!!

Mom: (still smoking) told you not to touch it.

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